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Adult Jokes/sMs March 31, 2009

Posted by bloggerrkumar in Adult sMs/Jokes.
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What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a deepslimyhairy hole and can make u feel better ?



……. VICKS INHALER ! U Dirty MIND

 

Rich man to Poor man:” how come you have! got a big p&nis ?”
Poor man: ” because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !”

 

PAHALE HAATH MEIN LO

FIR SEEDHA KARO

FIR THOOK LAGAO

FIR ANDAR GHUSAO
 
TIGHT HAI NAHI GAYA?

FIR THOOK LAGAO

FIR ANDAR GHUSAO

KITNA MUSKIL HAI NA……
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SUI (NEEDLE) ME DHAGA DALNA!!!!!

HA! HA!! HA!!!!!! HAAAA

 

Kya aap SEX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.

 

5 ChineseChuBuHuFu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visathey had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China

 

Rose Marry ne Mr. Lele ko Talak de diya..!!.
Pata hai kyoon….?
Kyoonki…..
Use apna naam is tarah batana padta tha..”Roz Meri Lele”
Lekin uska bad luck dekhiye dubara uski shadi Mr. Marlow se huee…
Sochiye ab wo apna naam kaise batayegi…!!! 🙂

 

Meera in Flight returning from dubai asked by reporter :
Aap ne bollywood aur Hollywood ke actors main kya fark paya?
Meera: sirf khatnay ka!!!

 

Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd Baby: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.

 

1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia!

Waiter use dekhta reh geya.

Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nahi dekhi kya?

Waiter: Haan dekhi hai, but Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi.

 
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.

Dr: What salary U Xpect?

Nurse: Rs.10,000.

Dr was overjoyed &
said: My Pleasure.

Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000.

 

1st night of marriage: boy start sucking breasts & till morning ..
In morning father came & “Said beta naha lo…”
WIFE SAID: “Iss kanjar KO Sirf gararEy kArwaoo.”

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