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Doctor & Patient January 18, 2009

Posted by bloggerrkumar in Doctor & Patient.
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doctor-veterinarian-dolls1Doctor to Santa: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Santa : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Santa : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor : Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Santa : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko peeliya tha kya?
Santa : Nai. Doctor, Peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor (in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha ki nai?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Santa : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Santa : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!
Santa : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Doctor : Abe teriā€¦ @#$! ^&*!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.

Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
“I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.”
“But I could be dead by then!”
“No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment. ”

Patient to Nurse, “I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA.”
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA,
HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI.”

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