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Husband & Wife Jokes March 31, 2009

Posted by bloggerrkumar in Husband & Wife Jokes.
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Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says ” chhee Kitni kadvi hai”
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun

 

Wife: suniye jee aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokoon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.

 

Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..
aB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.
Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to.

 

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

 

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Husband: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

 

Wife: Honey…… What are you looking for?
Husband:  Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour…??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

 

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai, Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye “HAMARI MANGE….,
Piche se Awaz aye,”SINDUR SE BHARO….”.

 

Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

 

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married.
Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.

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