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Mom & Child Jokes March 31, 2009

Posted by bloggerrkumar in Mom & Child Jokes.
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
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MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.”

 

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

 

Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!

 

Son: I’m not going back to school ever again

Mom: Why ever not?

Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

 

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

 

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
Girl: “I’m just wasting my time there…!, “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”

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