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Teacher & Students Jokes February 19, 2009

Posted by bloggerrkumar in Teacher & Students Jokes.
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Teacher:What is your name?
Student:Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student:My name is “Sunlight”

 

Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times. 
Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.

 

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first

 

Never kiss police woman. She will say
Stop and hands up. Never kiss nurse.
She will say next. Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

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