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Friendship sMs March 31, 2009

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

 

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.

 

Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti.
Jaan hamari hai teri dosti.
Miss call ka syrap or sms ki tablet dete rahena.
Kyu ki ek khubsurat bimari hai teri dosti.

 

For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care,
For all d times u r there.
U r special and beyond compare.
I just wanna say TAKE CARE..

 

Yeh dosti meri nahi hamaari hai,
Isliye toh saab rishton si pyaari hai.
Zaroori nahi doston ka roz milna,
Tabhi toh sms,phone calls,mails ka silsila jaari hai!
 

 

Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,
Aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.
Zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
Varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote…

 

Friends are like stars.
You can’t always see them,
But u know they are always there for you…

 

Never abandon old friends. They are hard to replace.
Friendships is like wine:::: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us… I get BETTER, you get OLDER.

 

Not the lack of love,
But the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy

 

Admit I’ll never be the perfect friend.
I’ll never be there always.
I may not make u smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do.
To be the person I could be for u.

 

I m not Shakespeare to write about you.
I m not Shelley to sing for u.
I m not Picasso to paint u.
I m your friend who just want to say
I m always with u….

 

I m sending u “Friendship” Cheque
Of Rs. Happiness/-
When u feel Upset and Alone,
Withdraw it from my Account.
And when u r too Happy,
Deposit in my Account.

 

Kadam kadam pe hawaon se taluk rakhna,
Dosti k daur main dosti rakhna,
Humari yaadon k sms zaror aaingey,
Bas aap apney dil ka Inbox khali rakhna

 

One day life asked me:
For how long do u need this friend along with u?
I just cried and dropped a tear in to an ocean and said,
Until u find this drop.

 

“FRIEND”: who is
F: First for me.
R: Ready anytime for me.
I: Inspires me.
E: Enjoys life with mi.
N: Never forgets me.
D: Dear! Its YOU.

 
Birth is “START OF LIFE”,
Beauty is “ART OF LIFE”,
Love is “PART OF LIFE”,
Death is “LAST OF LIFE”,
BUT, Friendship is the “HEART OF LIFE”.

 
Mandiro me Hath Jode jate hai,
Masjido me Hath Failaye jate hai.
Per sirf “DOSTI” hi ek aisa Rishta hai
Jisme Hath Milaye jate hai……… ….

 
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Sad Shayries March 31, 2009

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Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

 

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

 

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

 

Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi…

 

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

 

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

 

Dosti Ke Nam Pe Diwane Chale Aate Hai.
Shama Ke Piche Parwane Chale Aate Hai.
Tumhe Yad Na Aayee Khair.
Aana Meri Maut Par. Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hai.

 

Likhte-2 raat guzar jayegi,
Shabdo k zariye dil ki baat nikal jayegi,
Or na kaho humse dil k zakhm dikhane ko,
Varna ankho me chupi ansuo ki barsat nikal jayegi

 

Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar..
Insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai..
Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle..
Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

 

Har dhadkan mein ek raz hota hain,
Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,
Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

 

 

Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,
Ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,
Gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se
Ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

 

Dilo ki Daastan UNHE kahan Kabool thi,
Meri Wafayen UNKE liye Fizool thi,
Koi Aas nahi lekin Itna to bta Do,
Maine Chaha AAPKO, Kya bas Yehi Meri Bhool thi.!!
 

Thukra ke usne mujhko, kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya, aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.

 

Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda

 

Mujhe kisi ne bewafa ka naam diya,
Saathi ne jaise zeher ka jaam diya,
Jo kabhi kaha karte they, bhula mat dena,
Unhone hi bhool jaane ka paigaam de diya….
 

Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to,Mohabbat ko pehchana hai,
Wafa bas naam ki hai,Bewafaai ka fasana hai….

 

Kaash banane waaley ne dil sheeshey ka banaya hota,
To todne waaley ke haath mein zakham to aaya hota…

 

Bheeg jati hain palke tanhai me,
Darte hain koi jan na le,
Tabhi to ham chalte hain barish me,
Taki rote hue hame koi pahechan na le

 

Neend aankhon main nahin, khwaab kho gaye
Tanha hi the, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye
Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai
Teri yaad main do aansu chupke se beh gaye !

 

Kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sunkar ye aansu na aaye hote,
Agar is tarah bhul jaana hi tha,
To itni gehrai se dil mein samaaye na hote..

 

Khuda kare ki pyar me kisi ka dil na toote
Jaise rutha mera sanam kisi aur ka na ruthe
Rota hai dil aur toot jate hain sapne
Ankhon ke aansoo bhi nahin hote hain apne

 

Unki galiyoon se jab guzre to manzar ajeeb tha,
Dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha,
Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein…
Wo kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.

 

Dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyaar ki khabar nahi hoti…
Kya mahsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,
Dil tutne ki to awaz bhi nahi hoti.

 

Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi,
Mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi,
Ae khuda ek pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe,
Udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

 

Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya,
Magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
Kuch jakhm judai ke aise mile,
Ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

 

Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.

Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,
In yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar..

 

Kyun hai tumhe sitaro ka gam,
Jab sara aasman tumhara hai.
Gaur se dekho jamin par,
Har kadam par sath hamara hai…

 

Hum na Ajnabi Hai Na Praye Hai.
Aapke Hi Jism-o-Jaan Ke Saye Hai.
Jab Bhi Ji Chahe Mahsus Kar Lena.
Hum Aapki Hi Sanso Me samaye Hai.

 

Socha yad na kar ke thoda tadpaye unko,
Kisi dusre ka nam lekar jalaye unko,
Par koi chot unko lagi to dard hume hoga
Ab koi ye bataye kis tarah se sataye unko.

 

Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
Kisi gair ne yeh khabar phaelayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein,
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi…

 

Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,
Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.

 

Kabhi ro k muskraye, kabi muskra k roe
Uski yaad jab b ayi, ushe bhula k roe,
Ek uska hi nam tha, jise hazar bar likha,
jitna likh k kush hue, usse jiyada mita k roe

 

Hamari khushi ki baghwan se fariyad na karna,
bhula dena mujko kabhi tum yad na karna,
kiya barbad tune mujhe ye meri badnasibi thi,
iltaza hai kisi aur ko yun barbad na karna….

 

Kismat ruth gayi, Dil ke tar tut gaye
Aap jo ruth gaye, Sapne bhi tut gaye
Baki rahe khazane mein do aasu
Yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi tut gaye..

 

Unki Tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai,
Is tarah judai ka gam mita dete hai,
Kisi tara kabhi unka zikr ho jaye,
To bheegi palko ko juka lete hai.
 

Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate
Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi jate
Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad
Lekin teri yaad ke saye ab bhi nahi jate

 

Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte the
Raat bhar chand ke hamrah chala karte the
Dekh ke jo hame chup chap guzar jata hai
Kabhi is saksh se hum beintehan mohhabat kiya karte the.

 

Pathar ki hai Duniya, jazbat nahi samajti,
Dil me kya hai Wo baat nai samjti,
Tanha to Chand b hai sitaro ke bich,
magar Chand ka Dard Bewafa Raat nahi samjhati

 

Sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta…

 

Zindagi bhaut kuch sikhati hai ,
kabhi hasati he..kabhi rulati hai ,
kudh se jayada kisipe bharosa maat karna ,
andhere me to parchai bhi saath chor jati hai..

 

Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,
Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,
Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,
Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge…

Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He ,
Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He ,
Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye ,
Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He……

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

 

Zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai,
Kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,
Judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,
Tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
Mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai..

 

Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
Per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai
Jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

 

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
Yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
Jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

 

Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,
Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,
Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,
Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi……

 

Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,
Apnapan jatane vale tanha chod gye,
Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki
Vo jo saath chalne vale apna rasta mod gaye …

 

Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,
mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,
jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,
har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.

Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
Zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,
Dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,
Hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain.

 
Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,
Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,
Tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye,
Dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.

 

Aapko bhool jaun, umar gujarne ki baat hai,
aapko nahi yakin ye aur baat hai ,
jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad,
ye saans tut jaye to aur baat hai.

 

Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
Tu sitam kar le teri hasrat jahan tak hai,
Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

THOUGHTS March 27, 2009

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Life is a one way street….
No Matter which door u take..
Non of them..
Leads back..
So Enjoy every moment of ur life..
B’coz nothing will happen the same way again….take care..

 

The most determinative & motivating sentence which shud always be followed in life.
The RACE is NOT OVER because I haven’t WON yet.

 

Have you ever watched a stone cutter at work??
He will hammer away at a rock, for perhaps a 100 times without a crack showing in it.
Then, on the 101st blow, it will split in two..
It is not that blow alone.. Which accomplished the result,
But the 100 others that went before as well…
So…
To accomplish any goal…keep going…
What matters is PERSISTENCY ….

Romantic Shayries March 27, 2009

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Katal kar ke vo katil ka nam puchte hai,
Dard dekar vo dava ka nam puchte hai,
Mar gaye hum unki is ada pe,
Hokar mere khuda vo mere rehnuma ka nam puchte hai.

 

Tanhaiyon mein unhe yaad karte hain,
Woh salamat rahe yeh fariyaad karte hai,
Unhi ki shayari ka intezaar karte hain,
Unhe kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai.

 

Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai,
Teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai.

 

Aisii haseen mulaqaat thii!
Kuchh le gayii kuchh de gayii!
Tishanaa labo kii pyaas thii!
Kuchh bujh gayii kuchh reh gayii

 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

Khawabon Ka Ek Jazeera Ho, Jugnu”on ka jaha Basera ho,
Koi waha tak jaa na sake, Aana jaana sirf Tera Mera ho,
Zulfon se Teri main Khela karoon, Teri Palkon ka Mujhpe Pehra ho,
Chand Sitare dekha kare, Us Nagar jab bhi Hamara Phera ho,
Na Khatam hone wali ho Baate, Aisi Raat ka kabhi na Sawera ho..!!!

 

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

 

Chaand se Haseen hai Chandani,
Chandani se Haseen hai Raat.
Raat se Haseen hai Zindagi,
Aur woh Zindagi hai Aap……..

 

Teri Tasvir Aankho Me Basi Kyu Hai,
Jidhar Dekho Udhar Tu Hi Kyu Hai,
Teri Yadon Se Taqdeer Hai Lekin,
Tujhe Na Paakar Taqdir Ruthi Kyu Hai.

 

NA gujarna eid ke din kisi majid ke samne se
Kahi log chand samaj kar roja na tod de

hokar  khafa kudha tumse kahi
Chand jaisa chera banana na chhod de…

 

Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe, badi duaon se paya hai tujhe.

Tujhe bhulane ki sochoon bhi to kaise, kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe.

 

Har raat ke chand pe hai noor aapse, har subha ki os ko hai guroor aapse.

HUM KAHE TO KAISE KAHE, AYE JAAN HUM MAR JAYENGE REHKAR DOOR AAPSE

 

Humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko, Par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.

Dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se, Par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla…

 

PYAAR kisi se karoge to ruswai hi milegi,

wafa kar lo chahe jitni bewafai hi milegi, jitni marzi kisi ko apna bana lo jab aankh khulegi to tanhai hi milegi.
KISI KI zindgi aksar kisi ki zindgi ban jati hai,
kisi ko zindgi hi zindgi mei aazmati hai,
kisi ko har lamha zindgi ki zururat hai,
koi har waqt khuda se maut ki khwahish rakhta hai,
kisi ka sukh kisi ka dukh kisi ka dukh kisi ka sukh,
khuda bhi yoon aksar dhaal kar ke aazmata hai,
kisi ko zindgi hi yoon aksar itna satati hai,
kisi ki nafraton ke saath zindgi ghuzarti hai,
teri is zindgi pe syed mujhe taras aajata hai,
tujhe na zindgi mili, tujhe na maut aati hai..
SUNTE HAIN ke mil jaati hai Har Cheeez Duaaa Se…

Ek Roz tumhe Maaang ke Dekheinge Khudaaa Se…

HAK-E-RANJISH Ka Bhi Rehne Naa Diya
Mujhse Ranjish Kare Koi Is Kaabil Mujhe Rehne Naa Diya
Kuch Din To Tanha Tha Magar
Teri Yaadoen Ne Mujhe Rehne Naa Diya
Maykade Tak Jatey Hai Hum Aur Laut Aatey Hain
Teri Madbhari Aankhoe Ne Humein Maay Ke Kabil Bhi Rehne Na Diya
Log Kahte Mujhe Diwana Par,
Darr E Rusvayi Ka Tere
Diwana Bhi Humein Kahne Naa Diya.
MERI aarzoo ne dil mein uttara tha tumhe khwaabon ki tarha aafsanoen ne sawara tha tumhe nafratein jhel kar bhi karta raha mohhabat tumse sarfarosh tha mein sunn naa saka ki kitne yaro ne peechey se pukaara tha mujhe teri mohhabat ki rah-e -guzar par chalta chala gayaa andheroen mein bhi paa kar roshni parwano se main ids shama-e-faroshi mein jalta chala gaya..ab peechey mudh kar dekha ton aaya hosh mujheki manzilein thi chhooti sabhi aur mein aakeyla rah gaya tha…
SAJDA bhi karenge baksh-e-rooh jallad se…muntazir mein hoon marasim-e-sahar ki..bewafai ki hadein dekhi hai maine yaro..wafa ki hud paar kar chuke sanam tere intzaar mein……
SAHMI-Sahmi Nigahon mein, khab hum saza denge,
sooni sooni rahon mein, phool hum bichha denge,
tum hamare sang muskura kar to dekho,
sare sitam hum tumhare bhula denge….

 

PYAAR se yaar kabhi khafa nahin hote,
Dil milke kabhi juda nahin hote….
Maaf kar dena humari galatiyon ko…..
Kyoonki insaan kabhi khuda nahin hote…

 

HAR KISI se pyaar hua nahin karta,
Har dard dil mein daba nahin rahta,
Yakeen to khud pe sab dilate hain lekin,
Har bar kisi pe aitbar hua nahin karta.
 
 

 

DHADKANO ka ehsaas hai tu,
Har ek lamha mere saath hai tu,
Jo bujh na sakegi mere marne tak,
Wo meri zindagi ki pyaar hai tu
 
 

 

DUA mangi thi aashiyane ki,
Chal padi aandhiyan zamane ki,
Mera gham koi samajh nahin paya,
Kyoonki meri aadat thee muskurane ki.
 
 

 

AARZOO hai, tamanna hai, aap se milne ko, nzar milane ko,
Ye dil hai anjana jo, samajh na paaya ishq ko,
Jo tha sirf dikhane ko.
 
 

 

TERI aankhon se palkon pe ashko ko hum aane na denge,
Kar denge hum tabaah unhein jo tumhein muskurane na denge.
 
 

 

TOOFAAN to aa kar guzar jaate hain, Magar aane ke nishaan rah jaate hain,
Dil ki rahon se yoon to, kai log guzar jaate hain,
Chand log hi hote hain jo,
Dil pe apne nishaan chhod jaate hain.

 

SHAAM hote hi ye dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khabon ke siwa kuchh bhi na paas hota hai,
Tumhari yaad aise mein bahut aati hai,
Jab koi tum sa mere paas hota hai….
 
 

 

KISI dhadakte dil ke pichhe koi baat hoti hai,
Har dard ke saath koi yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho na ho,
Aapki har khushi ke pichhe meri FARIYAAD hoti hai…
 
 

 

AAAP se milna aap se baatein karna, achchha lagta hai,
Do pal hi sahi par saath bitana, achchha lagta hai,
Karne ko to hain bahut si baatein, na jane kyoon,
Chup-chaap rahna hi achchha lagta hai….

 

 

JINKI tamanna dil mein thi, judai ab unki hum sahte hain,

Fursat nahin unhein humse baat karne ki,

Isliye har waqt hum khaamosh rahte hain….!!

 

 

JANE kab kahaan mulakaat hogi,

Beete hue lamho ki kasam saath to hogi,

Khayaalo mein hi sahi par,

Hamari Mulakaat to hogi….!!

 

 

DUA hai ki teri Duniyaan mein koi gham na hon,

DUA hai ki teri Duniyaan mein koi gham na hon,

Gar tere palko pe aansoo aaye to,

Uski wajah hum na hon…..!!!

 

 

YE dosti ke rishte ajeeb hote hain……

YE dosti ke rishte ajeeb hote hain

Sabke apne-apne naseeb hote hain,

Jo nigahon se door hon to kyaa,

Wo to yaadon ke kareeb hote hain……!

 

 

KHUDA ne jab ISHQ banaya hoga,

Khud pe zaroor aazmaya hoga,

Is ishq ne hamein to kyaa,

KHUDA ko bhi rulaya hoga…..!!!

 

 

GHAM hi Gham is dunia mein,

Kismet bhi kuchh khaas nahi,

Pyaar kiya bhi to kis se,

Jis se milne ki aas nahin…..:(

 

 

DOSTI humari Pakki, Pyaar Humara Sachchaa,

Dunia sari sangdil, tu yaar hai sachchaa,

Tere siva dunia mein koi nahin pyaara,

Milne zaroor aana mera pyaar hai sachchaa…..!:-)

 

 

YEH Bheega-Bheega mausam bhi,

Behka na saka in kadmo ko,

Kaise Bhula Doon is dil se,

Tere saath guzre un lamho ko……

 

 

MERE Nazdeek rah kar bhi kyoon tum,

Mujhse door rahte ho,

Kis anjaam jayegi meri jaan,

Shaayad yahi dekhna chahte ho…..!

Naughty Jokes March 27, 2009

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Ek pathan ke pass blank message aya,
Pathan ne us number pe phone kar ke bola. :”tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai.”

 

Old Man-“putar ander se mere daant Le AA”
Pota-“par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi”
Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni HAI ”

 

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,
AUR YE TEENO LADKIYAN APAS MEIN MIL-JUL KER RAHEIN…

 

Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaoon to bhookh lagti hai,
na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar ke thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

 

Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya

 

LALU Bus Ke UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAaN AAYA
uski DHOTI UD GAYI
aur theek uske turant baad “BIJLI KADKI”
To LALU bola “EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.”

 

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.

They called down to ground control with their list of
demands and added that if their demands weren’t met,
they would release one politician every hour.

 

MACHHAR SONG:
Bhigi SKIN teri,Pyasa DANKH mera.
Lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera.
Kabhi meresath koiRAAT gujar,
Tuje subah tak me kardu BIMAR.

 

BHAKT JANO, AAGE SUNO…

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse ruth gaya aur bola…
Aapki sab puja karte hain par mujhe koi nahi puchta…
Lakshmi ji boli ” ‘ab se har saal meri puja se 10-15 din pehle tumhari puja hogi….
Us din sab Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali ke pehle us din ko
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KARVA CHAUTH ke naam se manaya jaata hai…..

Sare ullu maharaj ki… JAI HO

 

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

 

Ek Jawaan khoobsurat ladki ne ek Old man se shadi ker li
Uski ek saheli ne poochha: Tumne is old man se shadi kya dekh ker ki..?
Ladki: Uske Pass Dher sari daulat, property aur uske jeewan ke kam din dekh ker..!!

 

Boy: Yaar tum really bahut achchha gana gati ho..!!
Girl (With shy): Are nahin main to bathroom singer ho..!
Boy: Good..!! to phir chalo Mehfil Sajate hain….!! 😉

 

I love ur attitude of being positive & make others of being
so but it can b so dangerous 4 u. U know why ???

 

GUESS ???
NO !!!
GUESS AGAIN ?????
NO…..?? i give u one more chance……… guess ONCE AGAIN !!!!!
OK… HAAR MAAN LEE..?
IN CASE OF HIV
IF U R & U R TRYNG 2 MAKE OTHERS, SO BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME OF BEING +VE.

 

If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead…. I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind….

I will be there to…
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Slap U….

 

Tum dur sahi majbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Tum saans wahan lete ho par badbu yahan tak aati hai
Use Chota pepsodent ab only Rs 5/-

 

Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

 

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your  life.

 

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him.
Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

 

Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

 

Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

 

Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi….. ..
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

 

Ek custmer ne restaurant mein soup ka order diya.
Jab soup aya to use bathroom jana pada.
lekin us soup ko koi pee na jaye, usne napkin per likh diya “Mainne is soup mein thook diya hai”
Jab wo bathroom se lauta to usi napkin pe likha tha “Main ne Bhi”

 

Ek pregnent lady swami ji ke pass gayee.
Swami ji ne use bataya ki bachche ke paida hone ke baad hi iska baap mar jayega.
Lady says: “Thank God, My husband is safe..”

 

Rama ne apni saheli Roza se kaha, “Jaanti ho kal raat main ghar mein akeli thee, aur rohan aa gaya.”
Roza: Achchha…? phir kyaa hua…?
Rama: wo kamre mein aaya, batti bujhayee, phir mujhe bed pe bithaya… khud bhi baithaa….
Roza: Phir…? Phir…??
Rama: Phir wo mere paas dheere se aaya… aur… ..!!!
Roza: Are aur kyaa…? bol jaldi bol mujhe bechaini ho rahi hai…!
Rama: Arre Phir kyaa usne apne jeb mein haath dala aur apni nayi RADIUM wali ghadi mujhe dikhayee…!!!! 😦

Ek raah chalti ladki ko ek ladka chhedte hue bola: Aa jao janam mere paas kafee dinon se koi mili nahin hai..
Ladki boli: Dekho main police to bulaoongi..
ladka: Arrey tab to tumhein bahut khatra hai…
Ladki: Kyoon…?
Ladka: Kyoonki police wale to 6 – 6 mahine (Months) ghar nahin jaate…!:-)

 

Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now, Kuch also jumps inside. Why??
Because “Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!